non veg jokes 2022

non veg jokes 2022

 

non veg jokes 2022

Sardarni: Aaj jub mai apni bra utar ri thi tab ek larka muje dekh raha tha.

Sardar: Phr tumne kya kia?

Sardarni: Maine bra se apna mou chupa lia... 


 Mom to girl: Jb tera Boyfrnd teri BRA me hath dale to kehna DONT 

aur jab Pant meh hath dale to kehna stop.

Next day Girl to Mom: Usne done me ek sath hath dale maine kaha DONT STOP...DONT STOP....


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 Ek baar ek Aurat apny Breast ko zor zor se hilany laggi Phir apny Bachy ko Dood pilany lagi.

Husband: Yeh kia ker rahi thi?

BV: Sharma k! G wo Milkshake Bana rahi thi


 What do 2 sardars says to each other if they share the same girl? Ans: assi tussi same pussy, kabhi tu ghussy kabhi mein ghussy.


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Munda=> jangal pani jandiye muteyare ni pani da ghut pila ja bankiye nare ni.. ..

Kudi=> pani je tenu pila dita sare da sara ve. Chitad kade nal dhoun bhain de yara ve...


 Ek larka apne papa se: Papa mein v apni shadi te kanjriyan nchania ne aap ki tarah

Papa: Kuttay dia puttra o teriyan phuphian san...


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 Shadi ki 1st nite husband apni wife ko Rs. 500 de kar bola,hum ne yeh kaam free mai kiya hi nahi. Wife 200 wapid kar ke boli humne 300 se zayada kabhi liye hi nahi.


 meri arzoo hai ke tujhe mile lung hazar, har lung ho jaise ek talwar, tujh per ho lung ki aisi barish, ke mit jaye teri gand ki kharish!!


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 Doctor to old man: Baba Jee, Aapki nichey ki donu goliyan nikalni padengi 

Oldman: Nikal do beta, jab bandooq hi nahi chal rahi to goliyan kis kaam ki...


 Girl: Mom samne Wala larka mujhe dekta hai to meri Brizer tight ho jati hai

MOM: Dont wory abki br Brizer thori neche kr dena SALAY KA undrwear tight ho jayge.


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 A man sit in a bus with 15 children. A lady ask- Is that all ur children ?

Man- no, i am a salesman of a Condom Company and these all are coustmer's complaint.


 Husband apne susral mai apni b.v se chalo sex kerte hain b.v: nahi yeh mere baap ka ghar hai husband: tu kia mere baap ka ghar chakla hai jo tu roz tyar ho jati hia


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 Man: Kiss Karun?

Girl: Lipstick kharab hogi.

Man: Boob dabaun.?

Girl: T-shirt kharab hogi.?

Man: Fuck?

Girl: Period me hun.?

Man: Dont say loose motions hai.


 Boy ask girl: shadi ke time ladkiya roti kyon hai..?

 Girl: agar tumko pata chale ki door lejakar koi tumhari gand marega to tum kya hasoge.... 


 Do you know why indian girls put chunni on their suit.

Kyonki bhartiya parampara ke anusaar khane peene ki cheezo ko dhak kar rakhna chahiye.


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 Ek baar bahu apni saas ke per(legs) daba rahi thi

 To galti se saas ki sarri upar ho gayi, Bahu boli, PRANAAM Saas ne poocha kisko?

 Bahu boli, sasur ki Ranbhumi aur pati ki Janambhumi ko.


Pati patni ne sex ka code rakha"Kapde dhona"

 Pati: Kapde dhone hain, machine khali hai ?

 Patni: Nahi, abhi 1/2 ghanta ruk jao.

 Patni: (1/2 ghante baad): Aajao ab kapde dhoyen.

 Pati: Rehne do, maine haath se dho liye


 1 day grl asked mom.

 Girl: Ma yeh Lund kya hota hai?

 Maa: Jab tu bari ho ker achi beti banegi to tujhe b 1 milega.

 Beti: agar me buri bani?

 Maa: to bhut sare milenge!